It's not that sad

Actual summaries from M-rated Rune Factory stories on fanfiction.net

• “He won’t deny that he loves being on top.”
• “If it wasn’t for her father and his magical hips I wouldn’t be having pedophile-y thoughts about his 14 year old daughter.”
• “this what happen when Gaius spend night in his house while made some cookies with him”
• “After being attacked by Crystal Mammoth, Kyle and Mana are stuck in a cave because of a blizzard. And the only way to stay warm is to…”

• “Turner is convinced that his daughter is a good girl, while Raguna and Eunice are having some good ol’ pre-marriage safe sex.”

And my personal favorite…

• “When Raguna is recognized as a member of the royal family he’s forced to return to his old life. The only problem, he has no idea how to deal with being a prince. Oh, that, and he’s pregnant.”